Can't get enough of that "D"? Does the idea of a shackelty belt rub you the wrong way? BUT you still don't want to have children out of wedlock? Get your girl parts carved out with a pumpkin scoop instead! That's right just get yourself a hysterectomy!!! BUT be careful, many medical "professionals" do not want to give hysterectomies to girls in their early twenties as a form of birth control. This can be worked around by using any Dr. you find on the back of regional magazines, or a quick trip to Mexico (great place for street tacos too).
BE EXTRA CAREFUL THOUGH... make sure that your doctor or "de-vaginator" as they are officially called, remembers to put in the retention mesh responsible for keeping the rest of your organs in your body. Otherwise the first time you're on a trampoline your insides will become your outsides via your most intimate girl parts. and believe me, it is difficult to get your entrails stuffed back up through that (relatively) small opening! (I'd write more, but I really have to go poop)
