NOT A SPRINKLE... but a story about almost ejaculating in the back of a car....

Have you ever eaten SOOOO much Mexican food that on the way home from the restaurant that you felt like you were going to ejaculate in the back seat of the car?  UGH... so frustrating, but worth it. 

Why is the ocean so salty? I WILL TELL YOU!!!!!

Did you know why the Oceans are soooo dang salty???  There are many unproven theories, but I know the truth!!!!  It's because of all of the whale sperm!  It's shocking but true, think about that the next time you are washing your hair after a day at the beach!

The WINDSHIELD factor!

Even though spring is here, don't forget about the Wind-Shield factor!  This is directly related to the ambient air temperature, when it gets so cold outside that when you are driving your windshield will frost and crack!  This information is readily available on your local morning news weather report!  Pay attention everyone, save the $$$$ and the headache, purchase a good windshield warmer!

EAR CANCER ALERT.

MAKE SURE YOU HOLD YOUR PHONE AT LEAST 6 INCHES AWAY FROM YOUR HEAD. DON'T GET EAR CANCER!!!!!